Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

The Break Up

Suhani was very tensed as she couldn't contact her boyfriend since last many days. Suddenly she received an email from him saying that he was breaking up.


"What would you do now?", her friend Kusum asked her who was sitting beside.


"Nothing", Suhani replied,"I'll update my relationship status on Facebook to single".




P.S. - Just so simple, isn't it? But not for all. The Facebook fever is catching on everyone on the planet. Anyways, happy reading.


Monday, 5 July 2010

Microfiction Monday # 5


Annie,"Laura, just text him and call him here. He will be shocked to see his two girlfriends together. Let's teach him a lesson."


Monday, 7 June 2010

As If You Don't Know

Boss: Are you ready with your project?
Me: It is almost done, sir. By the way, what is the dead line?
Boss: As if you don't know. It was yesterday, you fool.

***

Me: Where were you whole day? Don't you bother I was waiting?
Brother: As if you don't know. I have a job. Not like you, who is glued to the computer whole day.

***

Me: What's up Dad?
Dad: As if you don't know. I'm retired and enjoying my days. Do some work so that you also get this pleasure some day.
Me: Oh.. come on Dad.

***

Me: Do you still miss me?
She: As if you don't know.

***

Me: What is for the dinner Mom? I'm very hungry.
Mom: As if you don't know. Don't expect Paneer daily. And by the way, why are you so much hungry? Did you do farming today?
Me: Huh...

***

Me: You are looking hot. Whose dress are you wearing today?
Colleague: As if you don't know. I wear my own clothes. Not like you, wearing borrowed socks.
Me: Just kidding.

***

Me: Hey, why are you sad? Did she reject you? hehehe
Friend: As if you don't know. We are getting married and now I can't even see other chicks.
Me: Well, thats a big twist in your life. Anyways, I am your substitute, mate. hehehe

***

P.S. - Guys, all the incidents and conversations mentioned above are purely fictitious and for fun only.


Monday, 31 May 2010

Microfiction Monday # 4


Don't try to scare me Dragon. Like all the children of the world, you should respect your creator. In your case, its me, the magician.




Monday, 24 May 2010

Microfiction Monday # 3


We book Monks were too busy studying that we forgot our exam date. Hope, we would be graduating next year. Afraid, we have a poor memory.



Monday, 17 May 2010

Microfiction Monday # 2


A bird in hand is worth two in bush. And three jars in hand are better than six broken apart on the floor. I'm not greedy you can see :-)



Monday, 10 May 2010

Microfiction Monday # 1


Well, we are back to the city again. After all, for how long can you eat the grass at the mountain tops? We, the Monks, too have a life.




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